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Actual shop names seen around the Philippines:

  • Alabank (rural bank of Alabang)

  • Anita Bakery --> taray, pang-hollywood!

  • Babalik Karinderia --> ok, gary v., sing it!!

  • Bote Nga Sa'Yo (Used Bottle Shop) --> beh, bote nga!

  • Bread Pitt (Bakery) --> syet!

  • Candies Be Love?

  • Christopher Plumbing

  • Chow-ling (Sizzling Pancit restaurant)

  • Caintacky Fried Chicken (in Cainta, Rizal)

  • Cinna Von (a laundromat)

  • Cleopata's (bakahan and manukan)

  • Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery)

  • Curl Up And Dye (Beauty Salon)

  • Doris Day and Night (24 hour eatery) --> sana, sinama na rin nya si Daniel Day Lewis

  • Domingo's Pizza

  • Elizabeth Tailoring

  • Fagoofyt (a children's hair salon on J. Elizalde Avenue in BF Paranaque)

  • Felix the Cut (Barber Shop) --> hello cutty kaya??!!?? syet!!

  • Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (video rental shop in Usuanga, Palawan).--> i bet intsik yung owner!!

  • Goldirocks (Gravel & Sand Shop) --> baka ito hapon naman...

  • Goldilooks (Barber shop)

  • Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70's) --> may sayad to!!

  • Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho; next door is Poland Hopia, owned by Mr. Po in Chinatown Manila)

  • Kina Roger's (restaurant)

  • Leon King Video Rental (Las Pinas)

  • Let's Goat-Together (kambingan cum beer garden)

  • Maid To Order (Maids Placement Agency)

  • MacDonuts (Donut Shop)

  • Mang Donald's (burger joint, Naga City plaza)

  • Meating Place (Meat Shop)

  • Meatropolis (meat shop)

  • Memory Drug (A Mercury Drug Clone) --> taray ever clone talaga!!

  • Miki Mao (noodle eatery) --> oo asawa ni minnie mao eh!!!

  • Saudia Hairlines (Beauty Salon)

  • Side-saki (side street eatery beside Mandarin Hotel) --> panindigan daw ba ang kinalalagyan ng resto nya?? hello???!!!

  • Sophisticut (unisex hair salon)

  • Susan's Roses (flower shop) --> may flower talaga si susan noh!! charing!!

  • Sylvestre's Salon --> anu ba itu?? ngongo??

  • TapSi TurBi (Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka)

  • The Fried of Marikina (fried chicken shop) --> baka lasang sapatos food dito!!! chinky!!

  • The Way We Wear (Boutique)

  • Wrap and Roll (lumpia outlet, Quad, Makati)

 

A menu in a seafood restaurant has these entrees:

    Isda best,

    Pusit to the limit, and

    Hipon coming back.

 

   

A PLDT sign:

SLOW MEN AT WORK --> malamang lang... ever bagal naman sia forever eh...ever!!!

 

flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman:

Petal Attraction

 

along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong:

Pansit ng taga-Malaboni --> mga ate at kuya, ipagpilitan daw ba natin to??

 

on Jeepney and Bus signs:

Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off

Full string to stop driver --> sige lang mga pasahero ha, gawin natin to!

God knows Hudas not pay

For reckless driving, call ###-##### --> wow, helpful!!!

Don't get closed to me, get closed to God

 

 

on window of a restaurant in Baguio:

Wanted: Boy Waitress --> bakla siguro hinahanap nito!!! lord of charings

ang dating...

 

on a carinderia:

Cooking ng ina mo

 

and right across Cooking ng ina mo:

Cooking ng ina mo rin

--> dapat may kasunod pa to eh... mapapamura ka sa sarap!!

 

on a video rental shop

MASTERVISION --> bastwoot!!

in Chinatown

 

Le Cheng Tea House --> pinaglihi siguro to sa sama ng loob

Pinas sa Wrap (uso na kasi yung wrap)

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