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Have you ever had to create one of those out of office replies on your outlook?
Specially when you have to go on extended vacation or leave? Well here's some of the best ones I have seen! 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you
if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain
and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the e-mails you send me until I
return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received. 5. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection. Your
message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try
sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
who did this over and over and over....) 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks. 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response. 9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Kevin.
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