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I received this email back in 2008 with that New Cook Country Correctional Center pictures which Snopes proved to be a real pictures but wrong descriptions. Check out that article from Snopes.

In regards to this chart below, it's actually fun to compare prison with work but of course I would still prefer work over the other one! :)

 

@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

You spend most of your
time in a 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON

You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK

You get a break for one meal
, and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK

For good behavior,
you get more work

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON


You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK


You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON

You get your own toilet

@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

You aren't even supposed
to speak
to your family

@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part

@ WORK

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called 'managers'

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.



Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!!!!

 

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