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COMA (email G.V.
13Nov2002)
A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls
into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
that she is no
Longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor
about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!
A boy and a girl. The
Babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my
brother, he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well,
what's the girl's
name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad
name! Guess I was
Wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then
she asks the doctor, "What's
The boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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