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Subject: PINOY SHOP SIGNS (j.v. 05Nov2003)
Actual shop names seen around the Philippines:
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Alabank (rural bank of Alabang)
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Anita Bakery --> taray, pang-hollywood!
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Babalik Karinderia --> ok, gary v., sing it!!
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Bote Nga Sa'Yo (Used Bottle Shop) --> beh, bote nga!
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Bread Pitt (Bakery) --> syet!
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Candies Be Love?
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Christopher Plumbing
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Chow-ling (Sizzling Pancit restaurant)
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Caintacky Fried Chicken (in Cainta, Rizal)
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Cinna Von (a laundromat)
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Cleopata's (bakahan and manukan)
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Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery)
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Curl Up And Dye (Beauty Salon)
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Doris Day and Night (24 hour eatery) --> sana, sinama na rin nya si Daniel Day Lewis
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Domingo's Pizza
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Elizabeth Tailoring
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Fagoofyt (a children's hair salon on J. Elizalde Avenue in BF Paranaque)
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Felix the Cut (Barber Shop) --> hello cutty kaya??!!?? syet!!
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Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (video rental shop in Usuanga, Palawan).--> i bet intsik yung owner!!
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Goldirocks (Gravel & Sand Shop) --> baka ito hapon naman...
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Goldilooks (Barber shop)
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Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70's) --> may sayad to!!
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Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho; next door is Poland Hopia, owned by Mr. Po in Chinatown Manila)
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Kina Roger's (restaurant)
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Leon King Video Rental (Las Pinas)
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Let's Goat-Together (kambingan cum beer garden)
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Maid To Order (Maids Placement Agency)
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MacDonuts (Donut Shop)
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Mang Donald's (burger joint, Naga City plaza)
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Meating Place (Meat Shop)
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Meatropolis (meat shop)
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Memory Drug (A Mercury Drug Clone) --> taray ever clone talaga!!
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Miki Mao (noodle eatery) --> oo asawa ni minnie mao eh!!!
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Saudia Hairlines (Beauty Salon)
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Side-saki (side street eatery beside Mandarin Hotel) --> panindigan daw ba ang kinalalagyan ng resto nya?? hello???!!!
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Sophisticut (unisex hair salon)
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Susan's Roses (flower shop) --> may flower talaga si susan noh!! charing!!
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Sylvestre's Salon --> anu ba itu?? ngongo??
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TapSi TurBi (Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka)
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The Fried of Marikina (fried chicken shop) --> baka lasang sapatos food dito!!! chinky!!
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The Way We Wear (Boutique)
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Wrap and Roll (lumpia outlet, Quad, Makati)
A menu in a seafood restaurant has these entrees:
Isda best,
Pusit to the limit, and
Hipon coming back.
A PLDT sign:
SLOW MEN AT WORK --> malamang lang... ever bagal naman sia forever eh...
ever!!!
flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman:
Petal Attraction
along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong:
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni --> mga ate at kuya, ipagpilitan daw ba natin
to??
on Jeepney and Bus signs:
Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off
Full string to stop driver --> sige lang mga pasahero ha, gawin natin
to!
God knows Hudas not pay
For reckless driving, call ###-##### --> wow, helpful!!!
Don't get closed to me, get closed to God
on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
Wanted: Boy Waitress --> bakla siguro hinahanap nito!!! lord of charings
ang dating...
on a carinderia:
Cooking ng ina mo
and right across Cooking ng ina mo:
Cooking ng ina mo rin
--> dapat may kasunod pa to eh... mapapamura ka sa sarap!!
on a video rental shop
MASTERVISION --> bastwoot!!
in Chinatown
Le Cheng Tea House --> pinaglihi siguro to sa sama ng loob
Pinas sa Wrap (uso na kasi yung wrap)
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